kawaiians:

its like sexual frustration except it isnt sexual i jsut wanna like hold somebody and be lovey and kiss and shit im emotionally frustrated this is gay as hell

“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.”  -A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)