May 2013
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“If you’ve been enjoying this season, you’ll probably enjoy “Name of the Doctor,”...”
– [x] (via themajesticmountainscold)
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vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
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baiting:
as rosa parks once said… “no.”
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princemordo:
heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
its not you
there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
ps its more...
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hellalara:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
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theyellowbrickroad:
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
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thephilosophyis replied to your post: my dad is on his business call and walked out into…
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHthe fact that he whispered back i pay the morgage tv time ahha okay Im coming over k? k
COME OVER
OH MY GOD
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jephtha:
jamistasty:
my dad is on his business call and walked out into the kitchen, and was talking very loudly
and I was watching tv and I paused it and said “dad shhhhhhhhh it’s tv tiiiime”
and he just whispered back “I pay the mortgage!”
tell him you paid for his life and are starting to think is was a bad investment
oh my god
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my dad is on his business call and walked out into the kitchen, and was talking very loudly
and I was watching tv and I paused it and said “dad shhhhhhhhh it’s tv tiiiime”
and he just whispered back “I pay the mortgage!”
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“No matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this...”
– Creed Bratton from last night’s Office, which is here in full. (via hulu)
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
Did these people even read the book? I mean seriously, now…
(via bennywhistleswhileheworks)
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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“Hodor.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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